Half of every yaoi ever

Seme: I... I like you (◡‿◡)

Uke: W-what!? But I'm a guy!

Seme: I know but I love you, please be with me

Uke: This is too sudden I... I dunno...

Seme: *kiss* (￣з￣)

Uke: Uwahh! What are you doing, baka! (ﾟДﾟ)

Seme: *feels up*

Uke: St-stop it..! Ah! *pushes away*

Seme: *gets angry* *pushes uke down* (ｏ`皿′ｏ)

Uke: N-no! What are you doing-! AH! (ﾟДﾟ)

Seme: *rips uke's clothes off*

Uke: Please stop! No! ... Uh... Ah... Where are you touching?

Seme: I love you so much mm

Uke: Nooo! It hurts! Stop! (´□｀。)

Seme: *rapes*

Uke: *cries*

Uke: *two days later* I... I realized I love you after all

Seme: I will never let you go

*passionate kiss*: (￣з￣) (´ε｀ )

*the end*